All You Ever Wanted to Know About Santa

The 2010 Edition, by Brody Kristopher Garman.


What do you think Santa will bring Emmy?
A doll. And a dollhouse.

What do you think Santa will bring Jaxson?
T.V.

What do you think Santa will bring Lucca (the dog)?
A book.

What is Santa bringing Daddy?
a food toy

What is Santa bringing Mommy?
coffee mug

What will he put in our stockings?
suckers and 1 candy corn

What kind of cookies does Santa eat?
gingerbread

What does Santa like to do out in the snow?
go sledding

What is Santa's favorite food?
coffee snacks

What does Santa dream about?
cookies

What is Santa's favorite color?
First response: poopy. After saying, "That's not a color, Brody," his reply was...black.

Does Santa like Ohio State or Michigan?
Ohio State!